Funny Internet Pick up Lines

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RedGreenBD
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Funny Internet Pick up Lines

Roses are #FF0000, violets are #0000FF. All my base are belong to you.

Baby you know this shit isn't USB2.0..it's firewire!

Is your name google? (Why?) Because you have exactly what I'm looking for!

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitpic your Yahoo until you tweet my Tumblr and I Google all over your Facebook!

I wish you were DSL so I could get high speed access Baby,

if they made you in Java, you'd be the object of my desire.

How'd you like to come to MySpace so I can Twitter you with my Yahoo until I Google on your FaceBook?

baby, lets turn off our firewalls and connect our Ethernet cable.